Jake’s

Birthday

2026

Cheers to you on your birthday! We’re thrilled to include Amanda and, soon, Reggie to the family. We promise to be the same caring, silly, loving people that you know and tolerate ;) It’s been quite a year for you and we couldn’t be more proud of you and to be a part of your life now. For better or worse, you’re stuck with us. You da bestest.

Lyrics
It’s a year of firsts for my main man Jake
Married to his Manderz and she ain’t no fake
When it came to his wedding we were floored by his vows
So epic they were, we are all thinkin’ wow!
When it was her turn we learned that he coughs to cover his farts
We love her madly cause she teaches art
Curtis had the the toast that was the most
Jake rocks his cereal he had to boast
We’re not so sure if we’re into his ‘stache
Amanda loves it so we give it a pass
The best comes at last for they’re having a baby
Come here little Reggie, Nana loves you, no maybe!
So here’s to a year that you’ll never forget
We’re so glad to be part of your circle, you bet